Ten reasons to vaccinate your child (satire)
1 – Your child is deficient in mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, viruses, foreign DNA or other ingredients proven to cause neurological damage.
2 – Your child has an excess of healthy, functioning brain cells.
5 – You believe that pharmaceutical conglomerates which earn billions from vaccines are more credible than consumer groups.
6 – You think thousands of parents who report that their children became autistic two weeks after vaccination are lying.
8 – You think the government should dictate which healing methods you and your children are allowed to use.
Alan V. Schmukler,
Leading homeopath and founder of “Homeopathy for Everyone”
10. You trust the CDC to oversee vaccine safety, even though they have an annual budget of over $4 billion to purchase vaccines from drug companies.