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10 Reasons to Vaccinate Your Child (Satire)

Ten reasons to vaccinate your child (satire)

1 – Your child is deficient in mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, viruses, foreign DNA or other ingredients proven to cause neurological damage.

2 – Your child has an excess of healthy, functioning brain cells.

3 – You need cash. The National Vaccine Injury Compensation program has paid out 2.8 billion dollars to parents of children injured or killed by vaccines.

4 – You and your spouse are feeling alienated and you need a crisis to bring you together.

5 – You believe that pharmaceutical conglomerates which earn billions from vaccines are more credible than consumer groups.

6 – You think thousands of parents who report that their children became autistic two weeks after vaccination are lying.

7 – You don’t see a problem in logic when the government tells you that vaccines work, but that vaccinated children can catch diseases from unvaccinated children.

8 – You think the government should dictate which healing methods you and your children are allowed to use.

Alan V. Schmukler,
Leading homeopath and founder of “Homeopathy for Everyone”


9. You think all the CDC insiders who turned whistleblowers are liars, even thought they throw away their careers and some times they even end up getting killed.

10. You trust the CDC to oversee vaccine safety, even though they have an annual budget of over $4 billion to purchase vaccines from drug companies.

Big Pharma was not amused by the above satire. They have been demonizing Dr. Schmukler ever since. Some now refer to him as “Dr. Schmuck”.